I could not find my desired templates for my blog, as a result, my first post dragged from sunday to tuesday.

Went to Johor Bahru on saturday 05/08/2006, alot hilarious things happened. That day was my brother's friend, Sonia's Grandmother's Birthday, they held a BBQ at their kampong house at Pontian (if i'm not wrong). It was Sonia's Grandmother's birthday but what's that gonna do with me?

Hehe.

Food. =)

No lah! I'm just bored. I go wherever my brother goes, if not, i be staying at the Penthouse-my step mum's cafe-watch tv programmes and eat the whole day, how boring is that?

Anyway, its been awhile since i went to a kampong village. (Mentioning this, i suddenly remembered a player named Pimpong, who plays for Ghana in the World Cup. His face was fucking funny, and yea it looks like a ping pong.)

But hey, it wasn't the kampong i was expecting.

I was expecting wooden planks supporting the stucture of the home they have been living, but it was concrete. I don't know i was dumb or what, or my mind was lagged behind in time.

By the time we arrived, most of the food were already finished. The scraps was left. By 'scraps', i meant the food was pretty decent. There will be ALOT of food if we're not late.

Sonia and co set up a bench sit and open a table for us. Husky-my bro's good friend- was the first to settle down and was ready to have his meal, i was about to sit down and eat, my hand touch the bench (usually before u sit down, you would 'feel' the chair) and the bench COLLAPSE! It was fucking fucking funny, i couldn't control my laughter! Imagine even before your lips even touch the food, you were on the ground, every eyes was on you, most of them laughing uncontrollably.

If my laughter were to continue like this for the current month, i can get a 6 pack already loh. With facial muscles a full body work out, its possible. Lame. You would say. Get me a wheel chair then.

Afterward, Husky kept emphazing and kp that i was heavy thats why the bench collapsed but i didn't even sit down. Did he meant that my hand was 70Kg? I don't think so. The 'legs' of the bench was not even spread properly, thats why dumbo!

As we settled down, having our meals, the aunt of Sonia was at the opposite table, kp and kp, slam the table, making alot of noise. She was drunk. Another aunt of Sonia (i'm not sure if its her aunt) couldn't bear it and slap her face and told her to shut up and scram.
Of course after that decisive slap, hell broke loose. They were having a go at each other, others tried to hold them back.

Then, one uncle lost his temper when persuading and screaming wasn't an option. He shouted at the drunkard, "GO HOME! ANYTHING, SETTLED TOMORROW!" She refused, was on her knees when others attempt to forcibly drag her to the car. Then he use the box containing ice + water, splash it at her.

Nb. I was wet. Luckily a little tio me only or else if my handphone was damaged he would get a taste of Law's wrath!

Finally, of course she was dragged to her car and somebody drove her home.

Overall i don't think its the drunkard fault, because when you're drunked, you can do anything unexpected. Some will quietly doze off, others will behave like a noisy bitch.

What a drama.

Violence isn't the solution.

Drinking cost problems. =)